My wii pain

Last night I was challenged by an 8 year old to play some games on the wii. We started with tennis. Entering in to the 10th game I wipe the sweat from my head but it was replaced as quickly as I wiped it. After a very long stretch of loses to an 8 year old I won. Me being the good sport that I am I jumped up in her face and said "WWHOO how do you like that punk, I whipped on you ha ha ha." This was a bit silly because she laughed and said lets play boxing.
I was unaware that she has been training and is undefeated in the boxing ring. After 7 lost matches I was sure it was my time. Lets go again I said, again wiping the sweat from my face that was now out of control. Guess what, she whipped on me again. I didn't stand a chance. With the last red splatter on the TV I fell to my knees then down to the ring floor. After the 10 count I collapsed to the ground myself. Then called up the wife so I could feel better about myself and beat her up. I did and then left the party in pain.
Video games have changed since I was a kid. I woke up sore this morning. I need some ibuprofen and a massage, I'm friken old.