Part 3: THIS IS TO ALL YOU STUPID A##ES THAT CAN'T STAND THE WORD GOD, CHRIST, JESUS OR CHRISTMAS.

We live in a country with freedom. We can choose our own religion or not. We have the right to free speech (my blog is a perfect example), and we can celebrate Christmas how ever we want. If you don't like it don't celebrate it, and don't go to things that are about it. But don't try and take away my right to enjoy the holiday. I have heard about all the controversy surrounding Christmas plays, and them not even being about Christmas any more. They are no longer called Christmas plays in schools. They are holiday pageants or seasonal celebrations. I see Christmas as a wonderful time of year, especially for children. I remember as a child how much I loved the holidays. I got to see the family I never see, eat great food, get time off school, and get the excitement of wondering what Santa was going to bring me. It was a magical time in my life with no worries and love for all. To bad adults can't enjoy it like a kid can. If for nothing else leave the holiday alone for the kids.

Everybody stand up, put your right hand over your heart, and read out loud.
I pledge allegiance to the Flag of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with Liberty and Justice for all.
(say it loud)

No restaurant Happy B-day Songs.

I will consider this a public service announcement. I'm not saying this is true to all but I'm speaking about the majority. Servers HATE the birthday song. I have never worked in the food service industry but I have been talking to some of them and it is a fact that they hate the birthday song. Just to give you a little incite on servers, they hate there job, lives, and you. Don't make there lives anymore miserable. Especially the guy too happy to be there, he is the one to watch. The 2 most disturbing things I was told, is done to the birthday table. The first was the overly excited manager with the big smile that made the big scene would offer to get a round of refills after the song. When he hit the kitchen he started in on a crazed tyrant as he spit into all the drinks, stirred them up, put the annoying smile back on, and took them out. The second was when all the servers where done singing, they would tea bag all the drinks for the table. If not familiar with the tea bag i will give you a hint. All the male servers dip there yam bags into your soda so that you end up with a yam bag salted coke. MMMmmmmm. If this doesn't stop you from get all the wait staff over to embarrass your buddy for his birthday you must love server bodily fluid.
I'm not one to roll the dice. I enjoy my soda just the way it was intended.
smm

Explanation of my web site links.

C Decaro needs no intro he is the godfather of my website and is the reason I now have the obsession to be heard buy the world. Thank you Chris for everybody that loves me, hates me, and of course my favorite, the ones that love to hate me.

The second link is to Holmbergers morning sickness the greatest radio morning show ever. They are broad casted in Phoenix, Arizona. I recommend listening to them every morning from 6-10am. You will find your self peeing a little every morning do to laughter. If you can't listen to them I suggest downloading the podcast and listing to the Brady report and the Guadalupe squares. This Is where I get some of the very weird things on my web site. This should help describe the sorts of things they cover. Let me know what you think.
smm

Taken too seriously!!!

My web site is nothing more than me rambling about things that I come across in my day. I do not research what I find I don't have the time. I just put it out there for the enjoyment of others. If you don't like it, challenge me and prove me wrong. I welcome this with a very open mind. My web site is nothing more than controversial thoughts in my brain for the enjoyment of others. Entertainment purposes not for informational purposes.
I have offended my cousin in a statement I made about Islam. If you took my blog on Islam as informative she has set it straight for us. Please follow this link to her blog.
I apologize if I offended you Nicole but I'm really harmless, you should know that. You have lived with me.
smm
http://nicoleabbottpohl.blogspot.com/

Spread some holiday cheer at your next party.

Its not the holiday season without a rocket full booze so you can get blasted.

Raising children in america.

Raising children is one of the hardest and most controversial things I have ever done. There are so many do's and dont's. Then there is always somebody that thinks differently from that. Every day I watch the news, and I can't help but think my children could one day be on it. You do your best to raise them but in the end I think it depends half on there personality and half on there upbringing that decides what they will do or be. I know children that didn't have a chance because there parents were a mess, but now have there own business, and are better people than there parents ever will be. I know of children that were abused as a child and have become very successful, were others in the same situation turned to a life of drugs and drinking with no positive future in sight. I have also met children that where given every opportunity in there child hood, and there was nothing there parents wouldn't do for them. But they still chose to do the wrong thing and make bad decisions. It's all really a crap shoot. You hope that your children will always do the right thing, and make the right choices. But it is truly up to them once they grow up.
smm

Wrong but intresting! ISLAM

I have a problem with looking into things that are not right . Examples are all over my blog. This is another one that I don't believe is right but is interesting and very controversial.

Islam is very interesting. They are in to world domination, terrorist attacks, W of MD, automatic weapons, living in caves, and beating there wives. I think Islamic men are compensating for something. As you watch this video on how to properly beat an Islamic wife. You can't help but think. Maybe we should nuc that entire country.

http://www.glumbert.com/media/wifebeat

Is this really that big of a problem?

I couldn't help but think as I was sitting in traffic at the I-10 and I-17 stack that if I need a billboard to remind me I haven't pooped in some time and should see a doctor. Maybe there is a much bigger problem going on. I'm in no way politically correct, as my mother in law calls it I have diarrhea of the mouth. No pun intended. But I felt this billboard was a bit much. But I bet it makes for some interesting conversation in the car pool.
smm

America is too dum not to get hurt.

Tomorrow I will be going around putting tape on the top of a box with my product in it because America is dumb and a retailer doesn't want to get sued. We have a 18 pack bottle package that the top flap will flip open, if turned up side down. Yes, I said upside down. They are concerned because a customer in another state dumped 18 bottles on the floor and then cut her foot when she stepped in the glass. Guess what she got a lawyer. Shock shock. Now I have to go to all the retailers and tape the top flap of every 18pk shut or we will have to pull the product out of the stores. Guess we should of put on the box. Don't turn the box of glass bottles upside down and step in the broken glass. May cause injury because broken glass is sharp. The broken product will also make the floor wet and a wet floor can be slippery.

Some other stupid warning labels so companys don't get sued.
"For external use only!" -- On a curling iron
"Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.
"Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility
"Do not eat toner." -- On a toner cartridge for a laser printer.
"Caution: Hot beverages are hot!" -- On a coffee cup.
"Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife.
"Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death."
"Not for weight control." -- On a pack of Breath Savers.
"Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller.
"Product will be hot after heating."
"Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand." -- In the manual for a Swedish chainsaw.
"Do not use orally after using rectally." -- In the instructions for an electric thermometer
"Remove plastic before eating." -- On the wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack.
"Payment is due by the due date." -- On a credit card statement
"In case of flood, proceed uphill. In case of flash flood, proceed uphill quickly." -- One of the emergency safety procedures at a summer camp

Grow some frickin bullets man!!!

If you have not seen Gordon Ramsay Kitchen Nightmares you are missing one of the greatest reality television shows ever made. It makes me want to open my own restaurant and run it into the ground so he will come and yell at me. I would be honored by his presents. He is not only a restaurant genius, his teaching approach is strait and to the point with no bs, and lots of F bombs. It's Bloody Awesome.
smm

India baby born with 4 arms, 4 legs

India baby born with 4 arms, 4 legs How did this get kept from us for 3 years. How did we not know about this Indian celebrity 10 sec after it was born. I would love to see the video of the birth and the look on every ones faces. (In an Indian voice) I have 2 legs keep pushing, I have 2 arms keep pushing, I have 2 more legs what the hell, I have 2 more arms holy crap you are giving birth to the Hindu God VISHNU. Don't get me wrong this is very sad, but like a train wreak you just can't not look and think about it. Watch this clip and think how nice it would be to have four arms that you could control. I say they go for that not cut them off. You'll need a version of Windows Media Player 7 or higher to view the video. If you need to download it, go to http://www.microsoft.com/windows/mediaplayer/en/default.asptarget=_blank The video player is supported by Microsoft IE 5.0 and above.

The Big grill

I have had a very nice 6 burner gill that needs to have a an BBQ island made for it for a couple of months now. Time and money has prevented me from getting it done. This weekend we had a bunch of family over and everybody brought steaks. 10 steaks wouldn't fit on my little grill so we put the built in unit up on 2 saw horses and fired it up. It was like a very manly dream cooking 10 pieces of meat all at one time in my own backyard. I think I will find the time and and use credit to built my master chief island.
smm

Your first cup of coffee is in the I-Pod

Music won't get you threw the day but it can get it started out right. I have chosen a selection of my favorite songs that really pump me up. You know the ones you can't help but sing and move to. I start this play list in the car and buy the time I get to work 30 minutes away I feel like I have had a cup of coffee. I'm happy, alert, and ready to face the day. Then I make a cup of that great tasting FREE work coffee. OK so it's not great but it's the right price and it gets me threw the day. It helps when reality sets in and I'm no longer jamming out in the car.
smm

Todays hot button IMIGRATION

I'm not sure where I stand on the issue. I wasn't angry when I was picking them up every weekend to do over 80% of my back yard cheaper than I landscaper. Most of the landscapers just hire illegals and add more for there cut. I was just cutting out the middle man. But I'm pretty mad when they commit crime and go to the hospital on my dime. I don't want amnesty but I don't want then to move away and stop buying my bud light in Phoenix. (For those that don't know, I work at a A-B distributor in phoenix.) Arizona is cracking down on illegal immigrant and driving illegals in land to other states. I guess in the end, if they weren't drinking so much dame bud light this wouldn't be a hard decision. But I would rather pay an American citizen to landscape my yard and kick them out of the country. So, my pay check aside send them back.
smm

Is the work place an extention of high school

This is not a rant and rave about the gossip queens of the office because, I have found myself being involved in office gossip. Which I only liked when it wasn't about me. This week I have fell victim to a he said, that she said, that you said, that I. Which was I complete twisted version of the truth that was all based on assumptions instead of facts. Then each person put there own little dramatic twist on it, and by the time it got back to me, it was a mess. The person it was about was upset and I was appalled and embarrassed that a simple conversation had gotten so out of control. When it was all said and done I explained myself and all was good. but I'm still upset that I was put in a position that compromised my credibility . I will from this day stop all gossip that comes my way. If I shouldn't know I don't want to know. If I'm told something I will not repeat it to anybody. I hope that this will make you think, and one day save you the embarrassment of feeling like you are in the halls at high school.