I will consider this a public service announcement. I'm not saying this is true to all but I'm speaking about the majority. Servers HATE the birthday song. I have never worked in the food service industry but I have been talking to some of them and it is a fact that they hate the birthday song. Just to give you a little incite on servers, they hate there job, lives, and you. Don't make there lives anymore miserable. Especially the guy too happy to be there, he is the one to watch. The 2 most disturbing things I was told, is done to the birthday table. The first was the overly excited manager with the big smile that made the big scene would offer to get a round of refills after the song. When he hit the kitchen he started in on a crazed tyrant as he spit into all the drinks, stirred them up, put the annoying smile back on, and took them out. The second was when all the servers where done singing, they would tea bag all the drinks for the table. If not familiar with the tea bag i will give you a hint. All the male servers dip there yam bags into your soda so that you end up with a yam bag salted coke. MMMmmmmm. If this doesn't stop you from get all the wait staff over to embarrass your buddy for his birthday you must love server bodily fluid.
I'm not one to roll the dice. I enjoy my soda just the way it was intended.
smm
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