Monday, November 26, 2007

Putting a stick of dynamite in my ear.

I love my wife so much that I let her use me as her ear coning guinea pig. Something seemed very wrong as she lit the wick. I mean just look at me what is normal about that scene. I was thinking as the wick was burning down this must work because it is becoming so popular but what is it really going to do for me.





The answer is cleaning out things I didn't know I had in my head. Gross. I thought maybe it would contain a little bit of wax I never guessed I would have brown sludge coming out of my ears. This is a pick of the ear cone cut open after doing one ear.

I have a new found issue with everybody and everything being very loud. My wife says they are all normal and now I can actually hear like the rest of us. I would suggest trying this out I will let know how things go in the next couple of days.

smm




3 comments:

Nicole Abbott-Pohl said...

This seems to be some sort of torture device and not a mdeical treatment... =)

CND said...

What the hell?

Farmer Joe said...

"like the rest of us" pfft, speak for yourselves.
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are you unaware that you can have a professional use proper tools, (including but not limited to an otoscope that let's the user see what they're doing) very inexpensively, possibly for free?
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http://www.quackwatch.com/01QuackeryRelatedTopics/candling.html