A little back ground on me first. I'm not scared of gay people nor do I dislike them in any way. I just happen to like women and think men are disgusting including myself. When I delivered draft beer for my company I had 8 alternative bars on my route, and now I think I have lost the ability to tell the deference between gay and strait people in the work place. My alternative bars where not only some of my best customers, they always treated me with great respect.
So I have been delivering this Bulk merchandise store for about 8 months now. There was this one receiver that hated the previous delivery driver. So I went out of my way to be extra nice so he would like me, and I would be able to get in and out of the account fast. Over the past 8 months me and the receiver would always make jokes and have fun, we had formed a great relationship that helped me get in and out of the account much faster. He would make weird jokes sometimes and I just thought he was being stupid.
One month ago he started making some really weird comments. Like one day I asked him were I should put my stuff. He replied be careful or I will tell where you can put your stuff. I thought that was his way of saying I could shove it up my ass, in a joking way. I thought nothing of it and went on with my day. The next week he started running after my pallet trying to scan the product so I stopped. He asked why I stopped, and I said because you were chasing me. He replied with you wish I was chasing you. I thought it was weird ,but I just laughed it off. This week he asked if my ring was a wedding band or a promise ring. I said wedding band and started talking about my family when he stopped me and said, you are such a man flirt and walked away.
At that moment a light bulb went off in my head and I realized he was gay and he thought I was flirting with him. Everything I had talked to him about in the past 8 months lead him to think I was flirting with him? I wasn't offended just in complete shock that I was an innocent man flirt.
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LOL!!! As a former fag hag my self(that's a staight gilr who is revierd by gay men beacuse they want to be like her or she is good enough to pass off as a g/f or wife to their closet cased friends lol( and I have to say that it is true straight men do not work in gay bars lesbian bars mabey but not full gay bars unless they are themselfves gay I don't care how pro gay or how um self asured they are in there man hood they just dont so steve there was your first sign lol and F.I.Y the straighted you look and they think you are gay the more atractive you are lol lol lol lol heheheh thant is so funny I guess you you will be more carful with phrases like where or what so I do with my package or stuff lol ...
Read your paragraph again now that I have decoded it with my gay decoder ring....bold print only.
"So I have been delivering this Bulk merchandise store for about 8 months now. There was this one receiver that hated the previous delivery driver. So I went out of my way to be extra nice so he would like me, and I would be able to get in and out of the account fast. Over the past 8 months me and the receiver would always make jokes and have fun, we had formed a great relationship that helped me get in and out of the account much faster. He would make weird jokes sometimes and I just thought he was being stupid."
C'mon Steve,even your blogging is pretty gay.
Wait, You're not gay?
All those times you told me I had a nice ass....Meant...Nothing?!
Damn, you are a man flirt.
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