Late night pee

So last night in our campground I woke up around 1am and needed to pee. Instead of disrupting everybody's sleep I thought I would just sneak outside and go behind the motor home. So I stumbled out half asleep and made my way to the back of the motor home. I find a nice little spot on the edge of the brush line and began the evacuation. Just as I finish up I hear a quick rustle in the bushes and out pops a skunk about 2 feet from me. I almost all in one motion jumped about 5 feet to the back of the motor home, quickly climbed up the ladder on the back of the motor home, and got up on top, cussing all the way up. The skunk ran away with his threatening tail up in the air, but never sprayed. Yes, I woke everybody up anyway rocking the motor home back and forth, cussing. Tonight I will just pee in the motor home.